Mad version of common items of day to day life

1) AIDS - Accute Intelligence Defciency Syndrome
& - Acquired Income deficiency Syndrome

2) HIV - High Income Variance

3) SHIT - Special High Intencity Trainming
( Should one not get enough, then one has to go to his / her boss and the boss will
give enough to last a life time.)

4) SOB - Section Officers of (British and its ex-colonies) Buraucracy

5) BBC - Biggest BS. Caterer

6) RNC - Rush, Newt, Cheney

7) FOX TV - Sly like a Fox but no where near human intelligence.

8) PhD - Pothey Holo Darey

9) I. Com. - Intelligence. Comm (meaning less in a n umber of Indian languages)

10) B.Com. - Budhi. (Intelligence in a number of Indian languages) Comm

11) M.Com. - Medha (Briliance in a number of Indian langiages) Comm